Aroo! Dis Banjo heer. Today I tells yoo about mah trip from Shreveport, L’Aroosiana to Austin, Texas.
Wen we leaving hotel, the furst fing I see is all the bugz on the car. Dey is skwishy dedd and smellz vey intresting. Iz dis stink-bugs? I not lick dem.
Den we in da car again for a long time. I do a good sleeping! Heer yoo can see mah Kurgo Wander Hammock (iz a putty colour top left) and da black and orange leash for mah Kurgo Auto Zip Line. Dey is keep me safe in a mooving car, but I still can has a comfy. Aroo! to Kurgo!
Hoomins eating hambugglers again – dis time iz at Dairy Queen, wich hoomins say is OK. I wotching from da car and fink a hambuggler looking mighty delishuss. But I never gets peepol fuud… I has allajeez to cheez, peenut butterz, sammon-fishees, pawk-meet, and all grainz ‘cept rice.
Afteh nice, big hambugglers, hoomins get sleepy and say iz naptime. But I not has a tired! So Lauren and me iz find a nice grass in Balch Springs, neer Dallas, and we iz have a lovely time off-leash. I see a wild horsie. He scaredier than police horsies in Barklyn, so I not say Aroo! to him.
Den we iz find a big ball AND a littol ball: wun is for baskets and teh oder wun iz for golf. I bited dem and I do running wiv dem. Iz grate! Scaredy-horse watching me wiv envies. He olso a running dog.
Den iz time to bite da road again, and we arriving at our friends’ house in Austin, Texas.