Aroo!! Iz a long time sinz I riting ennyfing! Mah auntie-mum haz been busy studying wiv her Fotoshop class and she iz making all sorts of fings dat not smelling.
But heer is a rrrrrroootiful pikchuh of me:
I haz a big pawsome, yes?
Olso, yoo see I haz a noo banner? Iz like my collah — aroo!! Moh cartoony fings coming soon! Wat yoo has been doing?