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Day 8: Texas to Noo Mexico

May 3, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer. Today I tellz yoo about mah jurney up Noo Meksiko. Furs, wen I waking up and going owside to do morning tinkles, Lauren is not let me go in da long grasses.  I not unnerstan but she finking stinktively dat dere is rattol snakes in dere.  Den she meeting a Native [...]

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Day 7: Texas is a Big State

May 1, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer.  Today I tells yoo about mah jurney to Van Horn, Texas. Ufter we saying goobyes to da Lipman fambly, we driving froo a big plays called Hill Country.  I heer mah hoomins tokking about someone called Barbie Kyoo, but iz Sunday and eeting places iz closed. So we not smelling her. [...]

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Days 5-6: Weekend in Austin

April 30, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer. Today I tell yoo about mah weekend in Austin, Texas. We staying wun-too-free nites wiv hoomin frends, da Lipmans. Furs, I tell yoo hoomins very happy becoz last time they seeing Mister and Missus Lipman, I iz a puppy. And now Lipmans haz two littol hoomins, chew! So iz a long [...]

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Day 4: Louisiana to Texas

April 29, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer. Today I tells yoo about mah trip from Shreveport, L’Aroosiana to Austin, Texas. Wen we leaving hotel, the furst fing I see is all the bugz on the car.  Dey is skwishy dedd and smellz vey intresting. Iz dis stink-bugs? I not lick dem. Den we in da car again for [...]

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Day 3: Alabama to Louisiana

April 21, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo.  Heer yoo can read mah tail about mah journey to L’Aroosiana. Today a guud day. Heer iz mah favourit pikchuh: I like dis pikchuh becos iz show vey speshul moment wiv mah Lauren. I luvs her. And she luvs me. In da car we haz smiling moments like dis. I like da [...]

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Day 2: Virginia to Alabama

April 13, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo.  Heer yoo can read mah tail about mah journey to Aroobama. After we sleeping, mah hoomins iz put all da fings in da car.  I iz get vey worried that hoomins forget me. So I doing fings like wriggle between hoomins’ legs and shreek at hoomins to remind dem I like to [...]

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Day 1: New Jersey to Virginia

April 8, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer.  A few days after we leave Barklyn, Noo York, we driving to California.  Iz a long drive.  Evey night we stay sumwhere noo. Da furs night we stay in Lexington, Virginia.  Iz a noo smells. But iz raining and I not like a rain. On da way to Lexington, we iz [...]

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New York to California with a Dog

March 28, 2011

I can now say I drove 4,153 miles across the United States with my dog. Banjo and I travelled from Brooklyn, NY to Escondido, CA over a 12-day period. Along the way we saw everything from snowy mountain peaks of Arizona to the chasm of the Grand Canyon; from the muddy swamps of Louisiana to [...]

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Prologue: Road Trip

February 8, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer.  Soon we leaving our home in Barklyn, Noo York and gonna be living in Los Angeles.  Soon I be a California dog.  I not know wot dis means.  But mah hoomins tell me I gonna like it and it smell good. Hoomins say dere is no more snow in a Los [...]

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Off-Leash in Snowy Prospect Park

January 26, 2011

Aroo! Dis Banjo heer. I a running dog. But, dis week iz too cold for me to go to da Puk. So heer sum pikchuss from last week to remind me I a running dog. Aroo! 0 Click to say Aroo! to this post

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